Onions make me cry... with laughter

I really like the Onion - here's one of the latest - "Pizza Hut's New Pizza Lover's Pizza Topped with Smaller Pizzas"

Even better is another story in the issue - CBS to release it's own version of NBC's "The Office." (starring David Spade... otherwise known as how to make a good show bad) - or "Extra Slanty Italics Introduced for Extremely IMportant Words"